2006: Year in Review

Today, Meg and I were discussing how our 2006s shaped up, and what we were hoping to accomplish for the New Year. Looking back, 2006 was a pretty good year for me. Let's review, shall we?

In 2006, I:

• Got a job


• Figured out what I want to do with my life


• Got a tattoo


• Co-started the American Midol Blog, returning soon


• Pierced my nose


• Read in public without the assistance of my cat's anti-anxiety pills


• Got my picture in a Dutch newspaper and learned how to say masturbate in Dutch


• Learned what Mercury Retrograde is


• Got milked


• Almost became a reality TV star


• Convinced some unsuspecting dude to be my boyfriend

Not a bad year, eh? In 2007, I plan to lose 15 pounds, finish the novel, finish the screenplay that Curly and I have been slacking on, go to culinary school, win the lottery, pose naked in Playboy and quit smoking. Again. We'll see how that all works out.