TV Talk With Jess and Curly

Me: Oh. My. God.

Curly: What?

Me: I just read the Gossip Girl recap.

Curly: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhh!

Curly: I didn't see it yet.

Curly: Silencio!

Me: Me either.

Me: I couldn't wait.

Me: I had to know what happened.

Me: And now I have to carry this secret around with me! Dammit!

Curly: Don't ruin it for me, Impatient McImpatienceson. Uh yeah, that naming convention doesn't quite work here...

Me: Well, I don't want to spill the beans, but apparently we get copious amounts of shirtless Dan Humphrey, which I am all over

Me: Because I would so do Dan Humphrey, even if he is in high school

Curly: I don't like his teeth

Curly: And I hate that he reads stuff like Sartre... you know, for his own benefit. Nerd.

Me: Just looked him up on IMDB. He's 21 in real life, so I'm not a child molester

Curly: You're not a criminal. You're just inappropriate. Ain't no crime.

Me: I'd also gladly get in the middle of this. HOT.

Me: These guys all have Richie Rich names in real life

Me: Penn Badgely

Me: Chace Crawford

Me: Edward Westwick

Curly: Where were they born? Pine Valley?

Curly: Chace Crawford was born in General Hopspital in Port Charles, NY

Me: I once spent an evening in college puking in a frat house bathroom with Ramsay Whitworth III

Curly: His name sounds like the noise you make when you vomit

Curly: So it's fitting