Yesterday Was a Good Day

So sure, I'm dealing with a whole lot of personal bullshit which is making me angry, sad, cranky and whiny, but it's hard to keep that up when two so very awesome things happened yesterday.

1) The Democrats aren't just in da House, they're now in control of it. (Dear Democrats: Please don't fuck it up. Thanks in advance. Love, Jess)

2) My girl Britney dumped her deadbeat baby daddy on his ass. Plus, she's looking almost hot again.

So really, all is right in the world. Well, my little corner of it, anyway.