You Might Have PMS if...

... you're singing Pink's "Don't Let Me Get Me" at top volume in the shower, and when she sings the part that goes...

L.A. told me, you'll be a pop star
All you have to change, is everything you are
Tired of being compared, to damn Britney Spears
She's so pretty, that just ain't me

... you start to well up, because man, you really feel for Pink, you know? With her whole image struggle and everything?

This is all theoretical, of course. I swear it didn't happen to me in the shower this morning or anything.