I Am Where Blog Memes Go To Die

Curly tagged me on this meme, and if anyone else had tagged me, I would have kindly told them to fuck off. Actually, no. I would have either ignored it or made empty promises to do it in the future and then conveniently forgot. It's Curly, though, and she listens to me whine about bullshit, so I'll let it slide. Also, I hate the word "meme." I'm not adding the rules or tagging people or any of that other bullshit, though. Here goes:

Eight Random Facts/Habits About Me

1. I once dumped a guy for frequent use of the word "anywho."

2. I'm totally OCD with time. I can only start new projects on the quarter hour.

3. I am incapable of walking into a drugstore without buying anything.

4. I became a cat person accidentally. When I was little, we had a little, hyper, yippee dog named Lobo. Mom was a single, working parent and I wasn't pitching in with the caring-for-doggy duties, so she decided that Lobo needed to go live somewhere with people who had more time to devote to him. He went to a farm, and I cried for weeks. Later, Mom's BFF took me to the Altamont Fair, and decided to buy me a bunny. She called Mom to give her a heads up, and Mom told me she'd get me a cat instead. And now I'm a crazy cat lady.

5. I was a member of both color guard and the chess club during my school career.

6. I was a college DJ for three years. My three shows were "Glow in the Dark Radio," an 80s-themed show, "Dazed and Confused Radio" for the stoner set, and "Grrrl Rock," which featured a male slave.

7. I once shoplifted a scrunchie and got caught.

8. When I was in college, I was madly in love with Dr. Drew Pinsky.