Celebrity Crushes

I'm pretty low on real-life crushes these days. Hot Bouncer is no longer bouncing, and we are no longer regulars at the bar anyway. I haven't seen Cute Guy Who lives in My Building in so long I'm beginning to wonder if he does, in fact, still live in my building. And there's way too much competition for Office Crush, and if I'm being honest, he wouldn't be as cute out in the world as he is in the office, and besides, he's only on my floor like, once a week.

So instead, I bring you my top 10 celebrity crushes, in no particular order: