No Justin, No Peace

If you're like me and haven't quite got the whole hating on Justin Guarini thing out of your system, here's your chance to heap more scorn on that mop-topped moron.

Yup, that's right! Beginning later this month, FOX will rerun the first season of our beloved pageant of cheesy pop, crap-ass ballads, camera fucking and, of course, the beginning of Paula Abdul's delicious downward spiral.

"American Idol Rewind" is the perfect catch-up opportunity for those of you who joined the "AI" love fest a little late in the game. For those of you who've been keepin' it real since day one, well, there's a little sumpin' sumpin' to keep you tuned in as well! Simon and company promise "new episodes, behind-the-scenes trivia, fascinating updates, and plenty of never-before-seen footage." Mmm... more Nikki McKibben than you shake a stick at. That's hot.

"American Idol Rewind" is syndicated so I can't tell you exactly when it will be on. You lazy bitches will just have to check your local listings. You're welcome.

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