Keep Your Pelvis Far From Me, Taylor Hicks

It's Elvis night on 'American Idol,' and AOL's been kind enough to let us know what the kiddies will be singing. Here you go:

Elliott: "Trouble" and "If I Can Dream"

Chris: "A Little Less Conversation" and "Suspicious Minds"

Taylor: "Jailhouse Rock" and "In the Ghetto"

Katharine: "Hound Dog/All Shook Up" and "Can't Help Falling in Love"

I liked the prediction for Chris:

Chris will have to work hard to ruin the best song choices of the night.

I predict Elliott will sound wonderful and be totally boring. Chris will Fuel-ify Elvis and the judges will wet themselves while I shake my fist at the heavens. Taylor will be totally ridiculous doing "Jailhouse Rock" and totally awesome doing "In the Ghetto," and I will download Dolly Parton's version during commercial. Katherine will butcher "Hound Dog" and bring it home with "Can't Help Falling in Love." And when it's all over, I will not care enough to vote for anyone. Read the rest here.