And… She’s Off!

Well, kiddies, I’m off to Puerto Rico, where I’ll be sightseeing, eating, gambling, drinking rum, hiking, kayaking, snorkeling, and breaking in the sassy new bathing suit I procured from a large wooden table in the 9th floor conference room at work. I’ll be back next week with pictures, and hopefully, a tan, but maybe not, because my Water Babies is SPF 50. What? I’m pale. And I have sensitive skin. Hasta Luego, bitches.