To-Do List

TYM: [Glancing at a bikini-clad celebrity on the cover of my most recent issue of US Weekly] Who’s that?

Me: Rihanna

TYM: Nice

Me: [Thinking to myself] He’s going to ask if he can add –

TYM: Can I add her to my list?

Me: Who’s coming off?

TYM: I’ll tell you who’s NOT coming off!

Me: [Rolling eyes] Martha Plimpton*

TYM: That’s right!

Me: You would actually have sex with Martha Plimpton just to annoy me, wouldn’t you?

TYM: I’m allowed to!

*As mentioned before, I once had a dream that TYM cheated on me with Martha Plimpton, adding to her inclusion on The List and this piece of Photoshop art: