I’m a Bad Daughter

This weekend, I’m heading up to Schenectady for Mom’s birthday. For a gift, I’m giving her a laptop and the Internet. She has never used the Internet before, isn’t entirely sure what is it, and is somewhat scared of it. On the other hand, she’s excited about learning how to IM, email and feed her hypochondria with Google.

Me? I’m just excited about all the blog material this is going to give me. If she was this hilarious when she got a cell phone, imagine what shenanigans she’s going to get into on the World Wide Web. I seriously can’t wait until she gets her first porn spam.