Overheard at Maine's Portland International Jetport

Bag screener: M'am, we're going to have to rescreen this one.

She holds up my plastic bag containing some Maine purchases.

Me: No problem!

The bag screeners gather 'round to look at the contents of my bag. I giggle as I think about the bundt cake pan that I bought at a yard sale, and my random flea market purchases.

The bag screener hands me my bag.

Bag Screener: Your bags were fun to screen!

TYM and I go over to some chairs nearby to sit down and put our shoes back on. I recount my conversation with the bag checker.

TYM: Did you have the stuff we bought at the sex shop in that bag?

I turn red.

Me: Oh. Yeah.

Hope you enjoyed my sex toys, Portland International Jetport screeners!