Where's Jess?

So here's the deal, puppies. I'm currently working full-time, going to school, interning three or four mornings a week, freelancing for Cosmo, watching American Idol, eating bacon and trying to get my shit together both literally and figuaratively. I've been a shitty emailer, texter, caller and hanger-outer, and I spend a lot of my little free time sleeping. You might say I'm a little overwhelmed at the moment.

So what this means is, updates are going to be few and far between, at least until I finish school at the end of April. And then sleep for a week. I'm even skipping my birthday this year. I'll still post announcements, dumb conversations and Rear Window-esque theories about my landlords as they arise, but since I'm not interacting with the rest of the world all that often, don't expect too much.

So I'm going to go finish up crying, because I just read this, and then I'm going to take a shower, and then I'm going to drink some Yogi Bedtime tea so I can fall right to sleep (it works!) and get up at six in the morning to go bake hundreds of cookies. Good night, and I'll see you when I see you.