Overheard in Baltimore

Abby: So I went to put (2 1/2 year old) Sam down for his nap and he started chomping on my head and saying, "Mommy, I'm going to eat your brains! Rawr rawr rawr!" I said, "Your Aunt Jess taught you that, didn't she?"

Yes, yes she did. Anyone need a babysitter? I have a lot of time on my hands.