Jess and Petey Talk Politics

Me: HUCKABEE? Seriously?

Petey: Hey, Huckabee is funny. So what if he doesn't believe in evolution.

Me: Huckabee is the devil.

Petey: Don't worry. He doesn't have the national organization or money. Our crappy campaign finance system will keep him down.

Me: I was reading the message boards on the BBC's website last night. There were a baffling amount of pro-Ron Paul people from around the world.

Petey: Huh. I mean, he did okay. He's raised a lot of money.

Me: He's like a crazy uncle.

Petey: Heh

Me: Whereas Huckabee is a crazy uncle who maybe molested you.

Petey: You beat me to the molestation joke. Dammit.