All I Have To Do Is Dreeeeem

Me: I had a dream last night that I was watching a movie on Lifetime starring Cybil Shephard as a serial killer.

Me (Continued): The theme song was "Cemetary Gates" and it was a version SUNG BY CYBIL SHEPHARD. I was frantically trying to get in touch with you so you could turn it on and hear it.

The Former Roommate: HA!

The Former Roommate (Continued): I had a dream last night that I was watching an episode of I Love Lucy. But Lucy and Ethel were whores and went on vacation to Cuba.

The Former Roommate (Continued): Wow, you and I had some kind of insane mind meld of weird last night.

Me: Totally

The Former Roommate: I would give anything to hear Cybil Shephard sing "Cemetary Gates."

Me: It was pretty awesome, yeah.