Resolutions

It's time for New Year's Resolutions!

1. Waste less time
2. Trust people more
3. Eat 365 pieces of bacon

Plus all that crap I never did last year, like learn to speak Russian, lose 10 pounds, quit smoking and stop drinking so much wine. I did actually follow through on that whole culinary school thing, though. Go me! And now that I think about it, since I tricked The Young Man into becoming my boyfriend, my wine consumption has gone way down. He's a good influence on me, that TYM.

Happy New Year, bitches!