Overheard In My Bedroom

Me: I had a dream that I went on a date with that not funny guy from Saturday Night Live.

TYM: Which one? That description matches a lot of people on Saturday Night Live.

Me: The one that played the cop in Superbad.

TYM: Ah yes. How was the date?

Me: Really boring.

TYM: I had a dream that I went on a date with Martha Plimpton.

Me: No you didn't.

TYM: Or should I say, "Martha Pumpin'?!"

Me: That's not funny.

TYM: [Laughing] She showed me her Goonies.

Me: I woke up from a dream where I was on a date with a guy who wasn't funny to find myself in bed with a guy who isn't funny. I'm going back to sleep.

TYM: [Still laughing] Martha's Vineyard is lovely this time of year.