Wish Fulfillment With Facebook

So I'm part of a Facebook group devoted to a place I very unhappily worked for two years. My old boss, she who was born of Satan, is also part of that group. Curly and I were just discussing how much fun it would be to be her Facebook friend, because you could do mean things to her via Superpoke! Here's what I'd do to my ex-boss if she were my Facebook friend, one per day, until she started to get nervous and wonder if I would be showing up at her apartment in a ski mask:

Dropkick
B!*$% slap
Karate chop
Slap
Shank
Defenestrate
Congratulate (just to give her a false sense of security going into her second week of daily Superpoke!s)
Hadouken
Jab
Roundhouse kick
Suckerpunch
Headbutt
Throw mashed potatoes at

Actually, scratch that last one. I'd just eat those.