Whatever You Do, Don't Organize a Bender

Golly, I had no idea that keeping My Lil Lohan out of trouble was going to be so time-consuming! Especially with Curly trying to corrupt her. She's a bad influence, that Curly. Here's the evidence:

- Curly McDimple disabled the DUI detector anklet for your Lil Lohan 4:36pm
- Curly McDimple split a 40 ounce with your Lil Lohan 4:34pm
- Curly McDimple emptied a packet of white powder into your Lil Lohan 's drink. 4:33pm
- Curly McDimple gave your Lil Lohan a few assorted pills. 4:32pm

As soon as I've saved Linds from the damaging effects of Curly's "friendship," (and bought her a pony) I'll be back to entertain y'all.