Road Trip Woo Hoo!

That's the subject line from the emails that have been going around. It's a little road trip, just upstate and not one of my, Sharona's and Summer's weekends of debauchery. We're getting boring in our old age. Now we're in the all-important planning phase. Behold:

Me: Should I download Britney's new CD and burn it on a disc for the road trip?

Summer: Yes, please. Are you excited to see the World's Largest Lawn Gnome? Because it's on the agenda.

Me: Yes I am. Are we going to visit your chicken?

Summer: They're closed for the winter, but I'm going to call and see if they'll let us come by. Since I'm a mom and all.

I'll be back Monday with pictures of a chicken, the World's Largest Lawn Gnome and three girls grooving to Britney Spears in an SUV.