Sports Talk With Jess and Curly

Curly: I will be avoiding all sports-related headlines today. And for the foreseeable future.

Me: As will I.

Curly: I can't believe the fucking Red Sox won the World Series. Again. Assholes.

Me: Word and word.

Curly: Douches. I hate them.

Curly: You realize that it's seething jealousy that causes me to say this, yes? They won because they have a bunch of fresh rookies, not old clunkers like Clemens and Giambi.

Me: Yep.

Curly: Maybe the Yankees will pay attention. And good riddance to A-Rod. I'm not sad about that.

Me: I'm not, either. He ditches the Yankees after the first season he ever actually earns his overinflated paycheck. What a waste of fucking money that whiny bastard was.

Curly: We sound like guys.

Me: Ha! We do!

Curly: Ugh.

Me: Fucking Red Sox.

10 minutes later, after an in-depth discussion of how best to poach salmon:

Curly: Okay, I think we just got our vaginas back.