Exercise Your Right to Vote

An announcement. The Roommate, who isn't really my roommate anymore, but for whom I have not yet come up with a suitable new nickname for, has been nominated for a Golden Pastie award at this years New York Burlesque Festival. Now, I don't ask much of y'all, but I would be forever grateful if you'd follow this link and vote for Creamy Stevens for "The Best Booty Shaker in Burlesque." And if you'd like to attend any of the New York Burlesque Festival events, which I highly recommend as a past attendee, then you can buy tickets on the site as well. They sell out fast, though, so buy early!

If you feel like you can't make an educated vote on someone's booty shaking abilities without having seen said booty, then click on this link and get fired from your job.