What? I'm Charming!

Should I take this MySpace message personally?

Subject: Hey, do you want to be on Tyra Banks' Charm School?

Body: I love john brown by the way. [Ed note: My MySpace profile tagline is "Hallelujah Hollaback," the oft-repeated phrase of John Brown, douchebag contestant on "The White Rapper Show"] Anyway...

Do you burp too much? Do you chew with your mouth open? Do you wear inappropriate clothes and need a little make-under? Do you get too drunk in social settings? Does your girlfriend/boyfriend hesitate to introduce you to their parents because of your manners?

Do you have bad table manners and need a refresher training?

We are holding a CHARM SCHOOL in New York City, and we're looking for upbeat SLOBS to take part in a FUN social experiment!

If you are interested, or you want to NOMINATE someone you know, please let me know!

Thanks!
Cam