Added Incentive

Today, as I strolled around the neighborhood trying to decide what I wanted for lunch, I noticed that a new nail place had opened up on Avenue B. And it's gotta be hard to try to open up a new nail place in that area, what with the millions of cheap, dependable places already there.

I wouldn't normally try this particular place, because I'm pretty loyal to my place on Houston with the chairs that massage your back while you get a pedicure. And as I've mentioned before, I am a firm supporter of The Bush. However, this new nail place had a sign out front which read:

FREE TEQUILA SHOT WITH BRAZILIAN!!!!!

And something about that just makes me want to give them my business.

Do you think they have nail places in that strange, faraway land called Brooklyn that I'm moving to next month?