Working From Home, Day One

Today I:

• Did not shower


• Forgot to eat lunch


• Neglected to work on my abs, due to waking up approximately five minutes before I was required to be "at work"


• Stepped in cat puke


• Got a home visit from the creepy, toothless old man who has been sexually harassing me for the better part of eight years


• Had to resort to stealing Internet from a neighbor because my wireless network doesn't like my new work laptop


• Lost my TV remote, thus hampering my plan of keeping NY1 on in the background until I've heard each story enough times to make me feel a little crazy


• Listened to some Sage Francis


• After much deliberation, decided I liked The Sopranos series finale.


• Delved deep into Paris Hilton's past lives in an attempt to explain why she's so wretched

I'm sure I'll get this working-from-home thing down at some point. Cat puke and toothless, smelly (Did I mention he's also smelly? Because he is) old men aside, this is the happiest I've been in ages.