Celeb Talk With Jess and Curly

Matthew McConaughey:

Me: TMZ has Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson surfing together, and they described it as a "bromantic" afternoon. I love it.

Curly: Does Matthew act anymore? Or does he just exercise with other celebrities? Is that his job now?

.Me: He's filming a surfer movie.

Curly: That's the perfect word.

Me: I hope Lance Armstrong is okay with being dumped. I'm pretty sure MM is a serial bronogomist.

Ryan Phillipe:

Me: Rryan Phillipe? Not a great actor. He's wooden and mumbly.

Curly: He has one face: dour.

Me: One exception: Cruel Intentions

Curly: Yeah, it worked for him there. I never saw Gosford Park, but from what I understand, he didn't suck in it. Oh, and he was good in Crash, too, but he only had a small role.

Me: I think he was "capable" in crash. I think any decent actor could have pulled off that role.

Curly: Yes. it was well written. It's the Tess McGill theory. Melanie Griffith sucks, but she got an Oscar nomination for Working Girl because it was well written and directed by Mike Nichols. Who is a God.

Prince:

Me: Wow, Prince went by that stupid symbol for 6 years.

Curly: He did?! I thought it was more like 7 months. Who knew?

Me: I'm writing an article about Prince and how much he loves the number 7. Hm, what's the HTML code for that symbol, you think? For when I build it?

Curly: &pretense;