Best. Video. Ever.

If you're a regular reader of Go Fug Yourself, then you know who Bai Ling is. If not, kindly click on her name and get acquainted, and then come back and watch this video, which is Bai Ling doing some sort of herky-jerky hip-hop routine at porn star Mary Carey's birthday party, which is followed by her dirty dancing with a little person. It doesn't just sound like the greatest thing ever, it truly is. Also, I tuned in every week to watch Ms. Ling on that short-lived celeb reality show But Can They Sing? If you didn't, boy, did you miss out. She is the most delightfully crazy person on Earth.