Snack Shame

These are Snyders of Hanover Hot Buffalo Wing Pieces:



They are just one of many items in our snack machine at work. They are also probably the most disgusting snack ever created. Seriously -- they don't taste good. I have this wing sauce I bought even though I never make wings, and apparently something has to be done to it before you just pour it on chicken nuggets, otherwise it has this pungent taste that hurts your nostrils. Same thing with the Snyders.

However, an interesting development has occured. When I have PMS, as I do right now, and I'm sitting at my desk in the afternoon, they are all I can think about. I daydream about them. I can't focus on anything until I've poured them out of the bag onto a napkin and devoured the entire thing.

And then I feel nauseous, as I do right now. And then I wonder how I'm going to look super hot in my bikini next week in Belize if I keep shoveling disgusting food in my face.