The Rules of Attraction

Me: Why is Emily Blunt dating Michael Bublé?

Curly: I think he's a total dufus, but he is good-looking. I can't help it. I like his smile.

Me: Really?

Curly: Yes

Me: Ew

Me: I mean, you're totally entitled to your opinion ;)

Curly: Ha ha ha. I was just thinking that it would be very convenient if I was straight because you and I would never compete over the same guys.

Me: Totally

Curly: We share a brain in many respects but not with this.

Me: Yep

Curly: Like, when you think of Tommy Lee, you think "hot."

Curly: When I think of Tommy Lee, I think "smelly fingers probably."

Me: HA! And true, on both counts.