Overheard at the Office

Guy Who Sits Near Me, To No One in Particular: What's a ball gag?

People Around Him: ... [crickets] ...

Guy Who Sits Near Me, To No One in Particular: It's not something dirty, is it?

People Around Him: ... [crickets] ...

Oh, and Miss Tanya also came over to my desk today and loudly exclaimed, "Did your boobs gets bigger?" My workplace isn't terribly appropriate.