The Mystery Redhead

I wasn't going to mention this, but the tabloids are going to be all over it and I wanted you to hear it from me first. I've been sort of dating someone sort of famous. He's married and all, but he swears he's going to leave his wife for me. It's a big mess -- she keeps calling my house and yelling "Whore!" when I answer. Also, some kid keeps leaving me voicemail messages asking why I'm trying to steal his daddy away. Whatever, we're in love. And thankfully, he had a prenup.

Anyway, there's a potentially damaging photo that's been leaked to the press. Here it is:



Photoshop art courtesy of The Young Man

So now you know. Yes, Stephen Colbert and I are officially an item. Jealous?