Rock Out Tomorrow Night

Due to inclement weather in Burlington, VT, I'm not going to be able to attend tomorrow evening's Slayer show at Hammerstein Ballroom. It's actually due to an entire string of unfortunate events, but the weather is what set them in motion. If anyone wants to get their rock on tomorrow night, kindly email me. I'll give them to you for face value ($40), and you'll get to see my smiling face in person when I hand them over. So really, it's a bargain. Doors open at 6. Show starts at 8. Unearthed opens. Moshing, headbanging and devil horns optional.

UPDATE: Tickets all sold to a group of Jersey boys who we are meeting outside of the theater to hand them off, and who may or may not be in love with us based on the following description I gave them:

I'm a short chick with shoulder-length red hair and a nose ring. Holly will probably be with me, and she's tall, with short dirty blond hair and a lip ring.

Yeah, we've already been invited out for post-show drinks. But I think we'll have to decline. It's flamingo weekend -- too much naked pillow fighting to do.