An Open Letter to Future Commentors on My Open Letter to Rachael Ray Post

Dear Future Commentors on My Open Letter to Rachael Ray Post:

Hi, y'all! Welcome to blind cavefish! So happy you decided to stop by!

Now, as you can see by the 90 comments on that post, mostly of a venemous nature and often calling me names ranging from the laughable "jealous" to the not-at-all appropriate "cunt," this post hits a sore spot with many people who land here via The Google. And I understand -- Rachael Ray has at least one fan for every detractor. It stands to reason we'd have some debate on the subject.

Now, this particular letter I'm writing to all of you was inspired by my most recent comment. Here it is:

I'm going to take the risk here and assume that you area a free thinking, indepedent adult that can make decisions for yourself, without any sarcastic implications that you might not be. Why not just stop watching her? It's one thing to not like her- but you know when I don't like an individual or a show I don't make a website, I use this new thing called the channel changer. I'm no big Rachel fan, but I bet she's thrilled with the free pr.

Look, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, even if it's a pro-Rachael Ray one. But Future Commentors on My Open Letter to Rachael Ray Post, when you arrive at this here blog by googling "rachael ray naked in hot tub," I can actually see that, and it kind of diminishes the intensity of your argument a little, you know? Just sayin'

Love,
Jess