Overheard on Houston Street
Last night, I was walking down Houston and passed by the tax place. A guy in a suit, (presumably a tax preparer) was consoling a big tough guy with a shaved head, who was weeping openly in front of the establishment.
Tax Guy: Don't worry, man. It's going to be okay.
Tough Guy: I just don't know where I'm going to get the money.
Tax Guy: You'll get it. Don't worry. Hey, why don't you come inside and get a drink? (Hopefully) A drink will help, right?
Tough Guy sniffles and nods.
Tax Guy: Okay man, come on inside and we'll get you some Hennessey.
Hennessey? Is that the preferred beverage for tax emergencies?
Labels: hennessey, tax emergencies


