Great Stomachs Think Alike

Yesterday afternoon, The Roommate and I watched Pretty Poison, a hilariously terrible Lifetime movie starring Grant Show of Melrose Place fame. He's a recent parolee named Dennis Pitt, who did time for killing his parents and fancies himself an eco-terrorist. He gets involved with Sue Ann Stepanek, a completely demented high school cheerleader (and low-rent Jennie Garth). They hatch a plan to run away to Mexico together, which is really a fake plan because her real plan is to kill her parents and have him go down for it. Also, she really likes killing people.

At one point in the story, she sends him off into the woods to hide, handing him a bag and informing him that it contained "sandwiches and chocolate."

Moments later:

The Roommate: She just handed him a bag of sandwiches and chocolate.

Me: Yeah.

Moments after that, in unison:

That's really exciting.