Because You Have to Draw the Line Somewhere

Me: Would you do an Olsen twin?

The Young Man: Hmmm…

The Young Man: This seems like a trap...

The Young Man: So, NO.

Me: Is that an honest answer?

The Young Man: No.

The Young Man: But I wouldn't do them very good.

Me: Do you have a preference?

The Young Man: I really wouldn't know one from the other.

The Young Man: Probably the one who wasn't in rehab.

The Young Man: Less likely to have been molested while passed out at Andy Dick's house.

Me: Good point. By the way, I find this information much less disturbing than our conversation about Lizzie Grubman. That's pretty much my barometer for disturbing at this point.