Sweet and Vicious

Me: I got an email from my friend Rob, the comic. He asked if I was still dating that "nice young fella"

TYM: I am not nice!

Me: You're pretty nice.

TYM: Mm-hmm

Me: You're not a dick.

TYM: That's sweet.

Me: I'm sweet like honey, baby.

TYM: Poisen honey

TYM: With thumbtacks mixed in