Best. Show. Ever.

Friday night at Tortilla Flats, we took a break from texting everyone we knew to tell them that our waiter was The Dell Guy to let Summer tell us about a new television show she'd seen the pilot for prior to its air date because she is a Very Important Person in the Television Industry and she gets to see things early sometimes. This is how she explained it:

OMG it's so awesome. They put seven bad girls in a house together. They're all awful, and there are like four fist fights in the first episode.

Naturally, I fired up the DVR immediately, found The Bad Girls Club and set it to tape the entire series. Here's all you need to know about this show, and if this doesn't convince you that you need to watch it, then I might need to take back that thing I told you that one time when I was drunk about how I thought we were like, soul mates and shit:

Ripsi, after a night of drinking heavily and nearly falling into a tree, decided at 9:00 a.m. that the best way to get rid of her hangover would be to drink four or five large shots of tequila. And then do yoga. Outside. While smoking. Trashed. I mean, really -- does it get any better than that?