Adieu, Adieu, to You and You and You

Merry Christmas, Happy remaining day of Hanukkah, Happy Kwaanzaa, Feliz Navidad and a glorious Festivus to y'all. I'll be lying around on various upstate New York couches for the next few days, taking breaks only to pee and eat. I'll be back with funny tales and a significantly fatter ass next week. Au revior!