30 Minute Meals are Made of People!

Something Awful, a brilliant site I would never remember to read if The Roommate wasn't so good about reminding me, tackles the all-important topic of Rachael Ray. My favorite part?

"L-lovely poncho," I manage.

"It's made from tendons," she replies, and lifts me up with the power of her mind.

Read the rest here. You won't be sorry. I promise.