That's Ms. Crankypants to You

Things that have happened to me in the past week that have sucked:

• Wasted the best hair day ever on a breakup
  
• Contracted a stomach flu
  
• Pissed off a critically-acclaimed filmmaker
  
• Lost my blog
  
• Ate the last of my Vicodin (okay, it didn't suck at the time, but it does now)
  
• Pulled a muscle in my back
  
• Used up two whole hours of my life watching Marie Antoinette

Oh, what's that, Mercury? You're retrograde? Well, kiss my ass.