Thursday, October 05, 2006

The Rachael Ray Conspiracy

I noticed today that my traffic has been down a lot more than usual, after hitting an all-time high last week when the good folks at Rachael Ray Sucks posted a link to my Open Letter to Rachael Ray. A little investigation revealed that the following search terms are no longer bringing people to my blog:

rachael ray naked
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Those search terms used to account for roughly half of my blog traffic, and would explain why people who arrived here were so irate. They wanted malformed boobs, they got bitchy commentary. I'm thinking either Google changed their search algorithms, or someone blew someone to have my link removed. I'm going to go with the latter, mostly because I have an inflated sense of my own self-importance.