You Gotta Have Charm

Jake: So Money is fucking this girl and she's nervous about taking it in the ass. I think she's an anal virgin, but his argument is that at the age of 30, she can't possibly be. But you've never done it, have you?

Me: Nope

Jake: Money and I agree that rarely has so spectacular a natural resource been so grievously squandered. As Money said, "That ass was made for crammin'."

Me: You and Money are charming.

Jake: I don't know his excuse, but I'm far too ugly not to be.