My Sharona Yells at Me

My Sharona: When I told you it was okay to talk to him, I didn't mean to call him last night.

Me: Oh.

My Sharona: I meant to wait until you saw him. You're so impatient!

Me: I know.

My Sharona: You are not allowed to drunk-dial anymore.

Me: I wasn't drunk!

My Sharona: Oh. Well, you're not allowed to sober dial, either.