Debut

Greetings from sunny Portland!

I'm taking a wee break from meetings and statistics and spreadsheets to share my film debut with you. That other film I did with the purple dildo and the goat doesn't count, obviously. I mean, I was in a K-Hole when I signed the release. It totally wouldn't hold up in court.

So without further ado, please catch my stint as Milkmaid #2 in Breaking News: Magenta Alert.