All Conversations, all the Time

Him: My supervisor smells like you today. She dyes her hair red, too. I don't know if that's it, but it's very distracting.

Me: Is it hair dye, or is she wearing my perfume?

Him: Maybe it's the perfume.

Me: Probably. My hair has only smelled like hair dye once when I was hanging out with you.

Him: Last night?

Me: Yes.

Him: Hm, I don't know.

Me: You gonna go hump her?

Him: Maybe a little.