We Didn't Even Get to the Picture...

Every once in awhile, something lands in my inbox that is so awesome, I need to share it with the world, and by "the world," I mean all five of you who read my blog. (Hi guys! *Waves*) It landed there courtesy of The Roommate, who likes to send me weird shit. This delights me to no end. Now, I implore you to read "Electrical Outages Can Be Quite Soothing" from the Buffalo News. Perhaps you'll have some of the same reactions we did.

Me: "The reading room"

The Roommate: "Electrical outages can be quite soothing"

Me: "Liberating!"

The Roommate: "Reinforcing the seams on my new work slacks would be delayed."

Me: Kitty back massage?

The Roommate: Canned carrots with ranch dressing?

The Roommate: Holy GOD the cat's name is Furchilde Fuzzybutt

Me): Their relationship transcends the typical cat/owner relationship, I'm thinking

The Roommate: It goes into maybe something illegal

Me: From Bill: That whole thing about the cat makes me want to call cat protective services.