On being milked

Curly and I have agreed to be in a short film next week. We don't know much about this short film, except that we are playing the parts of Milkmaid #3 and Milkmaid #2, respectively, and being paid in pizza. Here's what we have been able to ascertain over the course of the day.

Curly: I asked Babs if I was going to have to drink the milk. If so, I'm going to have to be a diva and ask for a rewrite.

Me: What did she say?

Curly: "No. You have to ... be milked."

Me: Ha!

Curly: Sorry, Jess. I think I unknowingly got us involved in porn.

Me: I'm reading the script right now. Yeah, that being milked thing wasn't a joke.

Curly: Really?

Me: Really. I hope I can keep a straight face while saying my lines. I've never been milked on-camera before.

Curly: Have you been milked off-camera?

Me: No comment.