Celebrity Stalking

On the off-chance that you are not attuned to, well, anything, the VMAs are tonight. Miss Tanya is going, and I hate her a little bit, but the hatred is lessened by the fact that she tried really hard to get me a ticket. Also lessened by the fact that there are sure to be celeb sightings galore today. In fact, it's already started.

Anyway, you may not know that Miss Tanya and I worked together at the last place, and also work together at this one. Today, I moved into her office and we quickly resumed our daily lunch excursions. As we walked down 52nd St. on our break, we saw a ruckus on the sidewalk and got annoyed because it was hard to get by. That ruckus turned out to be Fergie of Black Eyed Peas fame. I actually met Fergie back when she was in Wild Orchid, when I worked for an evil music distributor and the band was one of the acts that entertained us on a boat trip. She was very shy. I expected her to be all busted looking today, because well, you've all seen the photos. She was surprisingly hot. And short. Maybe I shouldn't be so baffled by what Josh Duhamel sees in her after all. Oh wait, no. Homegirl wet herself on stage. I remain baffled.

Miss Tanya had been telling me that Like Dat from The Flavor of Love would be in the office today, and if you know me, you know that my love for that show veers into the land of crazy. Shortly after we returned, I received this IM:

Miss Tanya: SHE'S HERE COME OVER

So I did. And Miss Tanya and I accosted her. She was a sweetheart. She was talking about how she didn't expect people to recognize her, but she got mobbed out in front of the building. Miss Tanya also overheard her say that Toastee's porn photo had something to do with a banana. But that's not porn, though! If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you are really missing the best show ever.

Related: Like Dat's blog. Also, Miss Tanya got a picture, which I assume she'll be posting on her blog at some point.